Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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