): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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