I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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