it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Randomize
