so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
