ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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