why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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