You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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