She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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