Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
