so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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