Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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