The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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