I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You are the jesus of drinking
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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