Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
