Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
