Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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