google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So vagazzling was a success
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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