just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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