So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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