i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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