I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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