How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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