Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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