I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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