How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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