Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
