I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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