Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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