Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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