whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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