i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Found the puke drawer
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
