playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
