Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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