there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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