Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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