Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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