I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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