Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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