I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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