i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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