I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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