Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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