I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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