I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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