ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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