you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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