Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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