North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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