It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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