Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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