Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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