Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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